1) What if 10,000 nuclear bombs exploded in one place at the same time?

2) What if 10 million nuclear bombs exploded in the same place 10 times?

3) How powerful will a uranium car be? Can it beat Lamborghini and Ferrari in a race?

4) I am not asking about a car that uses uranium as fuel. I am asking what if the car only is made of uranium?

5) What if I am wearing radiation-proof space suit? Will I still get cancer if I drive a car made of uranium?

6) Why can’t you hear my questions properly – are you deaf?

7) What is speech-to-text transcription and also what if we fire a nuclear bomb from a gun?

8) So you are saying there will be no nuclear explosion if I fire a nuclear bomb from a gun?

9) If there is a fight between an anaconda and a pit bull, who will win?

10) If there is a fight between Vhagar and Tyrannosaurus, who will win?

11) Why are there no dragons in real life?

12) Why didn’t evolution produce fire-breathing pterosaurs?

13) ‘Manufacturing and carrying combustible chemicals would add weight and metabolic cost.’ Explain this in simple language.

14) What if the dragon is using uranium as fuel?

15) Can dragons be used to drop nuclear bombs?

16) What will happen if I eat paper?

17) What will happen if I sneeze underwater?

18) Why did Tim Horton name his coffee shop Tim Hortons and not Tim Horton?

19) If there is a fight between King Cobra and Black Mamba, who will win?

20) What about the mongoose then?

21) If you drop a cat on the ground from a helicopter, will it land on its feet?

22) What if you drop a Black Mamba from a fighter jet flying very slowly?

23) What if you drop a Black Mamba from a helicopter flying at the height of a 100-storey building, and the Black Mamba falls on a bush?

24) What if the Black Mamba falls on a Golden Retriever? Who will die first?

25) How many ice creams can I eat in one day?

26) What will happen if I eat 100 ice creams in one day?

27) How to take part in World Ice Cream Eating Championship?

28) Is it true tanks don’t have a steering wheel?

29) Why fighter jets don’t have windshield wipers?

30) Between Rafale, F-16 and Su-35, which fighter jet has the best AC?

31) Why doesn’t the Russia-Ukraine war end?

32) Why doesn’t the Iran-America war end?

33) If America is India’s friend, why is India afraid of America?

34) Which is more powerful – malaria mosquito or dengue mosquito?

35) Which is more powerful – malaria virus or dengue virus?

36) Is Plasmodium stronger than coronavirus?

37) If there is a fight between coronavirus and dengue virus, who will win?

38) What will happen if a coronavirus, a dengue virus and a Plasmodium infected the same person at the same time?

39) Why does Cyclops have only one eye?

40) How many babies have been born with cyclopia?

41) Is there only one universe?

42) Who invented schools?

43) Which is the school in Delhi where teachers are not at all strict?

44) Which school in Delhi gives very little home work, most number of holidays, longest summer vacation, and longest winter vacation?

45) Why do so many snakes come out in the rainy season?

46) Can a snake climb to the third floor balcony?

47) Can a snake climb to the 100th floor balcony?

48) What if we fill all service ducts and elevator shafts with mongooses?

49) Do mosquitoes bite snakes?

50) Do snakes eat mosquitoes?

51) If a mosquito drinks the blood of a King Cobra, will it die of the poison?

52) Why does the government keep cutting trees?

53) If humans have human rights and animals have animal rights, why trees don’t have tree rights?

54) How many forests has India destroyed?

55) How big is 5 million hectares, and what happened to the animals and birds that used to live there?

56) What are the chances of humans becoming extinct?

57) If there is a nuclear war, which species will survive?

58) How many cockroaches are there on planet Earth?

59) Can cockroaches evolve into humans?

60) If somebody eliminated all life on earth, will life grow back?

61) Do you get bored of answering questions?

62) Then why do you keep saying goodbye when I haven’t said goodbye?

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The author of this satire is Social Affairs Editor, .